Excuses for being late to work:
“I dreamed I was fired, so I didn’t want to get out of bed.”
“A raccoon stole my work shoes off my porch.”
“I wasn’t thinking and accidentally went to my old job.”
Excuses for being late to work:
“I dreamed I was fired, so I didn’t want to get out of bed.”
“A raccoon stole my work shoes off my porch.”
“I wasn’t thinking and accidentally went to my old job.”
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